Remember to smile and treat everyone with the
same respect you want to be given to you. What goes around comes around. How
true that saying is.
You could just eat at home, hell get off your
ass and take your lover out for a romantic evening, you'll be rewarded when you
do get home. Trust me. Don't know where to go. Look through these blue links and
find something new.
Lots. Menu Guide
hungry just looking at
them, except the
Houston Press Restaurant Guide
Best Restaurants in
agree with those try this
there's always home cooking. Marinade of Tamara sauce, garlic, honey, lemon
juice, molasses, fresh ground pepper, & seasoned vinegar. Roasted on an upright
chicken rack I got for my birthday from my brother.
Subject: Bad News - Good News - Really Good
The day after losing his wife overboard in a fishing boat accident, a
man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
"We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkens, but we have some
information about your wife."
"Tell me! Did you find her?" the man cried.
The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news,
some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear
Fearing the worse, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we
found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."
"Oh my god!" said Mr. Wilkens, overcome by emotion. Swallowing hard,
he asked, "What's the good news?"
The trooper continued. "When we pulled her up she had two five-pound
king crabs and a half-dozen good size Dungeness crabs on her."
Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's
the great news?" The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again
To all my veggie friends.Finding
Nemo Sushi Maki
A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton
Growl ruff ruff lets get fishy.
A man and his wife, now in their
60's, were celebrating their 40th
On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they
had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a very special
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female
companion 30 years younger.......
Whoosh....immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy
Fine Fishing, she's got the look.
He said - What have you been doing
with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror
tofu ?? Are you sure this is
what I ordered?
He said - Shall we try swapping
She said - That's a good idea...you stand by the ironing board while I
sit on the sofa and fart.
The perfect travel meat case.
A couple is lying in bed. The man
says, "I am going to make you the
happiest woman in the world" The woman says, "I'll miss you."
Some saved food bookmarks from the past
Into a Belfast
pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been
run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his
face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.
"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.
"Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.
"That little sh*t, O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to
you, he must have had something in his hand."
"That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible
lickin' he gave me with it."
"Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself, didn't you
have something in your hand?"
"That I did," said Paddy... "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of
beauty it was, but useless in a fight."
An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from
the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving
violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.
"So," says the cop to the driver, where have ya been?"
"Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms
across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out
of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought
I'd gone deaf."
Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan
arrives at her door.
"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya."
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's
"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda. There was an
accident down at the Guinness brewery..."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."
"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least
"Well, Brenda... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee."
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning
service, and she's in tears.
He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"
She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed
away last night."
The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he
have any last requests?"
She says, "That he did, Father."
The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?"
She says, "He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun...'
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional
booth, sits down but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk
continues to sits there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on
The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin; there's no paper on this
Thank's for the use of these photographs.